new blog, a TON of thoughts

Emma Stone in her new movie Easy A, a must see!!

First of all... just got back from seeing Easy A... who else agrees with me that Emma Stone is probably the cutest thing I have ever seen. I feel like I could chit chat with her all day every day for the rest of my life and we would pretty much be 2 peas in a freaking pod. Not to mention she is gorgeous in a sort of corky way. She makes gingers everywhere seem like the shit, and to me, that is a seriously difficult task to overcome. Now we can all stop thinking that Gingers are just fat freckly beings who have orange pubes and pale skin (typical stereotype). Now I am more open to view them as a multi-talanted species of human. Thanks Emma for helping me realize that.

Check out those crocodile tears.... 

What else has been on my mind.. well of course, Lindsay Lohan. Where to begin... first off, she is an original Ginger and what I said earlier does NOT apply to her whatsoever. She has NO talent and her only successful movie was when she was a 10 year old untainted child. Chick even had her freckles lasered off or some shit, like that is really going to stop us from remembering her as that freckle faced twin from the parent trap... ANYWAYS... she was orginally told to go back to jail until her next hearing date, BUT of course some dumbass steps in and says hey maybe this time we can stick YET ANOTHER SCRAM bracelet on her ankle and she will find the courage from within to stay away from drugs and alcohol. She has of course, proven that she is capable of staying away from the nose candy right? Um HELL NO?! She flat out admitted on her twitter that she has a problem and is ready to face the consequences... but I have a hard time believing any tweet that comes from this obvious cokehead... first of all... none of that tweet had any misspellings and made complete since, which for someone who is so strung out on drugs (as she admitted) that would be pretty damn hard to accomplish. and secondly, who the hell admittedly snorts coke, drives drunk, and skips court hearings and still runs around free like "oh la de da i'm not doing anything wrong, i just know and admit that i have a problem but everyone keeps letting me run around flashing my nasty ass vajayjay and snorting up anything that makes my nose tingle so it must all be in my crazy little ginger head".... BITCH NEEDS TO GO TO REHAB and NOT COME BACK until she can live with out magical little coke fairies dancing around her nostrils.... $300,000 to bail her out this time, lets see, we should start a paypal account and donate money to help set this poor innocent ginger free... she's bound to do good this time around right?

Check out her pathetic mugshot timeline...

and since when did people like Paris Hilton become role models?? if anyone can honestly tell me why she is worth "worshipping" please let me know because i must be entirely misinformed of these facts.... i mean who doesn't want someone like Paris to look up to? she is so successful... she has been through more Chiuaua's then a chinese restaurant, she has her own "self titled" sex tape that makes us all want to spend a night inside her famous hoo ha... and of course don't forget, she is a self proclaimed cocaine user too! wow! we can't find anyone better to look up to than a born into money talentless chick like Paris freaking Hilton?! Hilton hotels suck anyways!!



anyways... these are a few of my thoughts. PLEASE comment and tell me your opinions. if you don't judge mine, then i won't judge yours. lets have some blog manners please and thanks. more uncensored thoughts to come as more shocking news develops in our crazy world.

until the bext blog full of "razor sharp" opinions,
                               remember.....
                 say no to doing lines and doing time. 


xoxo austin